gay friends are actually collectable you can capture and tame them and then you summon them to fight other peoples gay friends in tournaments. gotta catch em all
(Source: pepperbreath)
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
Just saw Naya Rivera on a Proactiv commercial and there are actual tears
she would make me want stinging red blotches instead of “dark spots”
When I was a young boy, we had a visitor. He said his spaceship just needed time to fix itself. So we waited with him. He didn’t tell me us name, but he did tell stories of faraway places. Soon, his spaceship was fine and he promised he’d come back. He eventually did, but not until it was too late.
(Source: steverogerssexual)
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would have a tumblr and post fanart and fanfics to make them question everything I do
I’d go to cons and pretend to be a fan that just happens to look really similar
I’d start an appreciation blog for myself and just have people submit pretty photos of me and testimonies to how perfect I am and then sit behind my computer and cry
Just ignore this Anon. If they’ve got nothing better to do than to try and make you feel bad that really good schools are sending you letters, then they seriously need to reevaluate what they’re doing with their life.
D’aww, thank you!

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
omg
holy shit
i would have promised you my soul
i don’t always tear up at sappy videos
but when i do
it’s because they are unfuckingbelievable
Starring:
- Tony Stark as Genius-Billionaire-Playboy-Philanthropist in Shining Armour
- Loki Laufeyson as In Frigga’s Drapes, Desert Rose, Misunderstood Damsel in Distress
- Thor Odinson as Not Adopted
- Steve Rogers as Vintage
- Tumblr as Main Sponsor
First of all, in school, they teach me to write with specific tones of voice, and yours is coming off as condescending. Please correct me if I’m wrong.
ssssssssshhhhhHHHHHHH GIVE ME MY MOMENT
As someone who considers writing as one of her strong points, I make sure that everything I type is deliberate. Even this not-so-graceful line of my post acknowledges the fact that this isn’t such a big deal.
However, thank you for taking the time to stop by my askbox!

”It’s always fun being snogged by Billie Piper”
”Screen kisses? I love them. Especially when with David”
(Source: aintborntipycal)
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