bobies:

gay friends are actually collectable you can capture and tame them and then you summon them to fight other peoples gay friends in tournaments. gotta catch em all

(Source: pepperbreath)

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

and then all of a sudden #FRALEX struck

and then all of a sudden #FRALEX struck

Just saw Naya Rivera on a Proactiv commercial and there are actual tears

she would make me want stinging red blotches instead of “dark spots”

When I was a young boy, we had a visitor. He said his spaceship just needed time to fix itself. So we waited with him. He didn’t tell me us name, but he did tell stories of faraway places. Soon, his spaceship was fine and he promised he’d come back. He eventually did, but not until it was too late.

(Source: steverogerssexual)

ghostdeerspit:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would have a tumblr and post fanart and fanfics to make them question everything I do

I’d go to cons and pretend to be a fan that just happens to look really similar

I’d start an appreciation blog for myself and just have people submit pretty photos of me and testimonies to how perfect I am and then sit behind my computer and cry

sorenhateseverything:

jeric-kripke:

oldfilmsflicker:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg

holy shit

i would have promised you my soul

i don’t always tear up at sappy videos

but when i do

it’s because they are unfuckingbelievable

akapine006:

Starring:

  • Tony Stark as Genius-Billionaire-Playboy-Philanthropist in Shining Armour
  • Loki Laufeyson as In Frigga’s Drapes, Desert Rose, Misunderstood Damsel in Distress
  • Thor Odinson as Not Adopted
  • Steve Rogers as Vintage
  • Tumblr as Main Sponsor

Ahahaha, wow. You realize that the ACT and SAT companies send schools lists of names (if you authorize them to send out your information) of students who fit into their test ranges to court (and thus increase application numbers)? These emails are in no way personal; they go out to thousands of students, the majority of whom get rejected. Good luck, but I would not get too excited based off of that.
Anonymous

First of all, in school, they teach me to write with specific tones of voice, and yours is coming off as condescending. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

      • Why, yes, I DO realize this! Thank you for reminding me! #not completely oblivious
      • I know they aren’t personal. If they were, colleges would spend less time talking about things I don’t care about and more time telling me how incredibly smart and talented I am.
      • know that it’s difficult as fuck to get into a school like Columbia. However, the fact that they emailed me shows that I may have a chance of getting accepted (should I apply), and that’s enough hope for me at the moment. I’ve only just completed my tenth grade year, so I’ve got two more years of college visits and emails and tests ahead of me. However, the fact that they included me as a possibility was flattering enough for today (after finals yesterday… geezy!).
      • Not to mention, I specifically remember saying:
ssssssssshhhhhHHHHHHH GIVE ME MY MOMENT

As someone who considers writing as one of her strong points, I make sure that everything I type is deliberate. Even this not-so-graceful line of my post acknowledges the fact that this isn’t such a big deal.

However, thank you for taking the time to stop by my askbox!

orbitingasupernova:

 ”It’s always fun being snogged by Billie Piper”
 ”Screen kisses? I love them. Especially when with David”

(Source: aintborntipycal)

joan-watson:

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