Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
roses are red
violets are blue
obama is awesome and doesn’t deserve the shit he’s given on a daily basis because at least he’s trying to better the country and i’d say that after 8 years of being ruled by a dumb as fuck president, there is a lot to fix and most of it can’t be fixed overnight and if you actually think he was going to fix it within four years, then you need to sit down and think about what you’re expecting from one person
and so stop
- Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all these great things and helps people I love him
- Martha: Wow The Doctor is so great he's really fantastic I love him he's so smart and talented and does such wonderful things
- Amy: Omg The Doctor is fantastic he's so magical and charming and smart and funny and incredible and he's my best friend
- Donna: You stupid alien boy omg you dumbass how are you such a skinny piece of shit you're not mating with me
ha!
ceres pluto and eris
three dwarf planets
this is why you do not need to be sad about pluto
see ceres there, the small one on the left, ceres is happy to be considered a dwarf planet. being a dwarf planet isn’t a bad thing. ceres used to just be an asteroid (and by the way being an asteroid isn’t bad either because there’s a moon that possibly used to be an asteroid called sycorax) but it got promoted to a dwarf planet. ceres is fucking loving life. (and just to give you an idea of how small ceres is, it’s like, way smaller than our moon. i think that’s the exact size. way small.)
and eris. how do you think eris felt the whole time pluto was being classified as a planet and eris wasn’t
even though it could have been and kind of was for a while called a planet but it was only discovered the year before the definition of a planet was changed or whatever and never really had much of a chance and pluto was just getting all the fucking attention i mean guys eris was just discovered, kind of considered a planet, and then demoted. if anyone should be said it’s eris not fucking pluto.
point is. pluto isn’t sad.All I got from that is the asteroid sycorax
when did tumblr become avengers.com
- Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
- Tony Stark: YOLO
- My dash a few weeks ago: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, whatever that fandom is it looks cool
- My dash today: The Aveng-- LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON TOM HIDDLESTON
Nothing is more accurate in the world than this. Nothing.
Oh my god lol.
suggested by
- Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
- You: Yeah, I know.
- Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME, YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
I mean we were all thinking it.
Minimalist Poster for Sherlock
this is perfect
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