momunofu:

plot twist: non-benders killed my firebending parents

karfef:

how many virgins do i have to sacrifice to satan to know what happened to zuko’s mom

• amon: that firebender took my parents
• amon: then they took my face
• zuko: my dad burned my face off, too, you know.
• amon: I'm sorry to hear that, but--
• zuko: NO SHUT UP YOUR FIRE LORD IS NOT DONE TALKING
• zuko: MY DAD BURNED MY HALF OF MY FACE OFF AND BANISHED ME FROM MY OWN HOME
• zuko: THEN HE TELLS ME TO GO LOOK FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN MISSING FOR A HUNDRED YEARS SO THAT I COULD COME BACK
• zuko: AND THEN DAMNIT I DID I FOUND THE GUY AND I EVEN HELPED HIM GET RID OF MY DAD FOR BEING A CLASS A ASSHOLE
• zuko: AND I BROUGHT MY HONOR BACK AND RESTORED THE MOTHERFUCKING FIRE NATION BACK TO THE GLORY IT ONCE WAS
• zuko: AND WHAT DO YOU DO????
• amon: I--
• zuko: YOU WHINE AND YOU BITCH BEHIND A MASK. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FIREBENDER WHO DID THAT TO YOU WHILE I HAD TO GO AGAINST MY OWN FATHER
• amon: well--
• zuko: NO YOU WHINY LITTLE BRAT YOU SHUT UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
• amon: 
• zuko: NO

• Katara: Give a long speech about how you hope that one day the lemons will transform into lemonade.
• Sokka: Whine in a sarcastic way and wish they were meat.
• Toph: Eat them, dummy. The sour means they're good for you.
• Zuko: Ask life if you can trade the lemons for your honor.
• Iroh: Make lemon tea, of course.
• Azula: Shoot life with lightning until they give you an acceptable fruit. Like cherries. Without pits.
• Ozai: Throw the lemons at your son in an Agni Kai.
• Aang: ...make lemonade?
• Tenzin: DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE TENZIN LEMONS. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY AIRBENDER ACOLYTES TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN.